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Crutches suck, chapter two

Stupid crutches just threw themselves against a window and almost broke it. That’s how stupid they are. They were supposed to be leaning against the sofa. Stupid crutches.

I should probably stop writing about them, I don’t want them to think they’re all that.

Stupid crutches

No matter where I sit, there’s no place to put my crutches. They need to lean on something, but they are very bad leaners. I swear, if they fall over one more time and hit me, I’m gonna throw them in the street and run over them with my car.  Over and over and over.

xoxox, Rebecca